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The technology of One Egg Shy continues to improve! I’ve now added a Comments page and also a page on Facebook. Pretty soon the site will look like something you would have been impressed by in 1998.

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Find out what your Valentine’s Day gifts are really saying.

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In a marketing ploy sure to backfire, Snapple has introduced a new line of oddly personal “Real Facts”

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Hallmark has introduced a new series of apology cards. Check out some of the latest ways to say “I’m Sorry.”

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My Bad!

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   A new diary proves that Dorothy was up to no good in Oz. The full details are included in Dorothy’s Red Shoe Diaries.

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Such Sexy Feet

Read three updates in my “Perfect Girl Series”

The Perfect Girl Vs:

The Perfect Bathroom

The Perfect Car

The Perfect Computer

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Read my latest Collegehumor Pieces:

* How I could win at Jeopardy!

* How To Spot a MySpace Sex Offender

* Celebrity Insurance Policies

* Awesome Friday

* Ode on some Natty Ice

* Hottest Disney Princess Tournament

* Chinese New Year’s Resolutions

* Beer Goggles: A Sonnet

* The Meaning of Christmas Gifts

*Christina Aguilera’s New Promotion Plan

*Talking Your Way Out of Embarrassing Situations

* AIM Cleaning Solution

* Rejected College Mascots

* To the Kid in the back row of the Computer Lab

* Staying Organized this Summer

 Check out the second batch of CartoonMatch.com profiles!

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Damn She's Hot

We’ve all seen the slogan “I Heart NY.” Now check out the ad campaigns for some other cities.

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I Love NY!

Version III of my Historic IM Blunders is up and ready to go!

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Historic IM Blunders

   Check out some porn series which never made it into production.

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Rejected Porn Titles

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