Hungry, Hungry Kiddos

     Being a kid was great when all you had to worry about was feeding some Hungry, Hungry Hippos. But now that you’re the parent of two, you have to feed your own children and trust me, unless you’re looking to end their misery with some rat poison, white pellets just aren’t going to satisfy them. In this game, you’ll find new variations on grilled cheese, chicken fingers, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to keep those little bastards satisfied, only to have them complain of being hungry again in a few hours.

(How many times do I fuckin’ have to say I’m) Sorry!

     Relationships are about trust, and when that trust is broken, things between two people can break down. That’s why you’ll forever apologize for your one moment of weakness when you hooked up with your secretary or accidentally left your son in the car with the windows rolled up. And guess what? Most likely, no amount of 

Operation

     Remember playing this classic game as a kid? Did you get so good you thought you could easily be a surgeon? In the adult version, instead of performing the surgery, it’s you going under the knife. And it’s not for a broken funny bone or butterflies in your stomach; you’ve got a tumor which needs to come out, and quick. Practice telling family

Spouse Trap

     Do you wonder why your spouse stays out so late? Curious about the sniff of foreign cologne or the spot of lipstick on a collar? Here’s your chance to practice both catching the lying son of a bitch once and for all, as well as avoiding detection. Set traps, build alibis, and enjoy countless hours of lying, cheating, and weeping.  

Drunk

     As an adult, have often do you actually have to piece together the details of a murder? In this revamped version of the classic game “Clue,” instead of solving a mysterious murder, players must piece together the details of the previous night’s drunken activities. Did you