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     It's a fact of nature that every guy will eventually name his penis. Whether it's "Big Al" or "P Diddy," ask any guy and, if they're honest, they'll let you in on their own penis penname. After conducting some research, I've discovererd the best penis names for 20th century men.

JFK:

The Grassy Knoll

Albert Einstein:

D=Ic

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Janet Reno:

The Washington Monument

General Mao:

Chinese Finger Trap

Paul McCartney

Hard Day’s Night

Teddy Roosevelt:

Rough Rider

Charles Lindbergh:

The Sprit of St. Louis

Elvis:

The Jailhouse Rock

Al Capone:

The Untouchable

Mussolini:

The Axis of Evil

Bill Clinton:

Little Rock

Sigmund Freud:

The Interpretation of Creams

Adolph Hitler:

Mein Kampf

Gandhi:

The Passive Resistor

Joseph McCarthy:

The Red Menace

F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Great Gatsby

Fidel Castro

Cuban Missile Crisis

Neil Armstrong:

Moon Rover

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